SEE.WHAT.II.SEE: When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so…
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER
because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
